Twilight Obession

You know you’re obsessed with Twilight when…

· Every time someone mentions the name of a character in the book you squeal (this includes all side characters as well, not just Edward).
· You find yourself angry or not speaking to a friend who dislikes your favorite character.
· You know the exact days, hours, and possibly even minutes until “Breaking Dawn” comes out (or the movie, both work).
· You find it impossible not to mention it to every person in every conversation you have.
· You are insulted if someone says they don’t like the books and take great personal offense.
· You find yourself debating what might happen in the next book constantly… Even while you dream.
· Whenever you see a car style or color mentioned in Twilight you feel the need to point it out.
· If you see a picture of a wolf your first thought is Jacob or werewolves.
· Whenever you read or hear the phrases “Twilight”, “New Moon”, “Eclipse”, and “Breaking Dawn” your mind turns to the Twilight series.
· If you read a story about someone proposing you think of Edward proposing to Bella.
· When it’s a sunny day you wonder what would happen if Edward were there.
· You find yourself wondering if a new vampire is responsible for a murder.
· You start noticing things that have book related names such as “Edwardsville”.
· You are willing to drive hours just to see the Twilight movie in a town with a name related to the book.
· You’ve somehow spoiled all three books for everyone around you simply by making a joke every five minutes that has to do with Twilight.
· When someone says, “You read my mind” you feel the need to respond with “No, I’m not Edward.”
· Whenever you see a fortune teller you scoff and think to yourself (or tell them out loud) that they are nothing to Alice.
· You feel the need to add to that fortune teller that their prediction could change if someone changed their mind.
· You find yourself asking complete strangers what they thought of the Twilight books, and if they say they haven’t read them, tell them every detail you can remember.
· You’ve read the first three books three times or more… In a month.
· Reading this you’ve nodded your agreement to nearly all of them.
· If you hear someone mention “Forks” you think of a rainy little town.
· Whenever you hear your parents talk about calling a mechanic you think of Jacob.
· Whenever you see a motorcycle you think of Jacob, Bella, Edward, or Charlie.
· You find yourself imagining Bella in a wedding dress on a regular basis.
· You write fan fics, rants, and entire stories on Twilight.
· If someone says they hate the Twilight books, you feel the need to defend them.
· You decide you want a car that is like Alice’s, Jasper’s, or Edward’s.
· You want a missle-proof car. If asked why, you claim it’s so the vampires can’t get you.
· You decide that being clumsy and unsociable is a good thing.
· You keep hoping that one of the characters will dump their canon pairing and marry you instead.
· You find yourself wishing you were a vampire or werewolf.
· You compare your friends and family to the characters and find out they aren’t as perfect.
· You insist that your boyfriend act like Edward or Jacob, or that your girl friend tell the future.
· If someone mentions “Pride and Prejudice” it means nothing, but if they say “Edward” you get excited.
· You plan to name your children after characters in the books.
· Worse, you HAVE named a child after characters in the books.
· You want a pet wolf in a hope it’s really Jacob, still being stubborn.
· You freak out if you get older than eighteen because you’ll be too old for your favorite character.
· You write Stephanie Meyer more than ten fan letters.
· You plan to send hate letters if your favorite character dies in the last book.
· You are going to dress up for the book/movie opening as one of the characters.
· You make your kids/little siblings/pets dress up too.
· When your teacher calls roll and says your name, you insist on being called by the names of one of the characters.
· You shy away from anyone named Jane, James, Aro, or Victoria.
· You find yourself discussing vampires and werewolfs during Sunday school.
· If your sibiling/pet/parent/friends/relatives touch your Twilight books you freak out and tell the books “Everything will be alright.”
* You ask your pastor whether or not he thinks vampires go to heaven when they die.
*When your family is deciding where to go on vacation you suggest Forks, WA and have already planned out a weeks worth of activities.
*Those activities include going down to La Push and trying to get one of the elders to tell stories.
*When they say no you suggest going to Italy instead.
*Whenever you watch Romeo and Juliet you imagine Edward saying all of Romeo's lines.
*After reading the books you now feel the need to ready Wuthering Heights.
*You want your boyfriend to write you a lullaby even if they can't play the piano.
*You tell your boyfriend he can stop by any night he feels like, but he has to enter through the window.
*Whenever you read or watch any other show you find yourself comparing the characters or wondering what would happen if they met.